So I’m driving home from the library, and I’m only a few blocks away from my house when I pass this eight- or nine-year-old in my car. He’s not walking on the sidewalk, but I give him plenty of room as I head in my direction. After I pass him, I look in my rear view mirror and see the little fucker giving me, not one, but two middle fingers. What a tiny asshole that kid was! Here’s a message for his parents:
Hey, you pieces of shit. You should have never procreated to make that little troublemaker. I’m sure you neglected him as soon as he was out of the womb, and that’s why he’s growing up to be such a terrible little guy. You’d better get your act together soon because he’ll be in high school before you know it, acting like a thug, a tough guy, punching or shooting people. Will he even finish high school? That’s up to you and your lame kid. Find a way to be good parents because we don’t need anymore shitheads wandering the streets. I would thank you here, but you haven’t done anything yet, so make sure you teach that kid some morals and manners.
-A Concerned Citizen
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It’s too late. Hell, that age is as good as the kids ever get. If they suck then it will never be better. I think it’s legal to shoot a kid at that age because the world won’t miss him. I’ll have to check my lawyer book.
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