I took my niece to the bathroom today, and she said, “If my pee was cheese, and the poo was chicken, it would like like a hamburger.” Then she giggled a lot. Don’t worry, we’ve taught her the difference between a hamburger and chicken sandwich.
The other day she said that a Number 3 is when you put poo in a box, wrap it up with a bow, and give it to someone.
I’m worried what other feces-related ideas are floating in her imagination. Get it?
Comments 2
Don’t read this while eating? How about, “don’t read this before eating” as well? I just got into the office and was about to make some oatmeal, then I see this shit (haha, get it?) on my computer.
Funny, you’re niece is on the right track! Reminds me of one time last month when my sister asked my niece if she was done going potty, to which she replied “Pee Pee is Poo Poo’s friend”. Great, she’s humanizing human waste and making them sound adorable. Maybe they both can be writers on South Park.
“Ahoo-hoo-kachoo, kids say the darndest things!”
Posted 15 Jan 2009 at 8:44 ¶If you follow the link for the pic, you’ll see it’s called “long poo with sheen,” and it’s from the UK. Apologies for ruining your breakfast.
The two kids sound like they’re learning all the right words. Now, we just need to make sure they have a healthy diet of comic books. I need to check out some comics soon myself.
Uncles of the Year, here we come.
Posted 15 Jan 2009 at 11:17 ¶Post a Comment