I was driving behind this woman the other day, and we came to a stoplight. She decided that was the right time to put on some eyeliner. Her license plate frame said, “Buckle Up. Life’s Precious.” She hadn’t finished by the time the light turned green, so she kept applying the eyeliner.
How about, “You’re going to cause an accident doing that, you dumb bitch…” That would have been an appropriate frame for that moment.
Just do all that stuff before you walk out the door or ANY OTHER TIME, but not when your behind the wheel. I’ve been checking you ladies out as I drive by hating you, and believe me, most of you need a lot more help than hastily applied make-up.
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