Why Bother Naming It?

If you’re going to a friend’s house with a dvd that you’re hoping everyone will like, do not bring Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus.  You’re thinking what I WAS thinking, I can feel it.

“How can you not make that an awesome, watch-it-again-because-it-made-me-laugh-so-hard-I-threw-up movie?”

Well, they found all the ways possible.  Even for a B movie, it’s far, very far from entertaining.  If they were going to half-ass all the scenes with the shark and octopus, then why try?  Why reuse a bunch of shots and not give the audience what they want?

Now, if you’re thinking, “Eff this loser and his opinion,” I’ll take the high road, disregard the insult, and give you good advice.  Have plenty of beer or… ah, forget it.   If you’re so set on watching, go for it.  I stopped caring the minute the dvd was back in the Netflix envelope.