My niece who’s in high school visited today, and I remembered that she has this friend who adores Seth Rogen. The friend’s problem is that she liked Seth Rogen better when he was packing a little more weight.
She’s pretty certain she can get him to marry her in the future. I suggested (or was it this girl’s idea?) that after marrying skinny Seth (if he’s still slim by that time) that she skew his diet towards foods that will make him chubby again. The following were just a sample of what I had in mind:
- “Hey, Seth. I just got this baker’s dozen of delicious donuts that are still warm. I say we see who can eat more.”
- Drink whole milk instead of low-fat with the above.
- She puts real sugar into the artificial sweetner container that they would keep on the table.
- She adds two sticks of butter to their mash potatoes instead of just one.
- Bread and rice are always in abundance in their kitchen.
Okay. Those aren’t the best suggestions because they’re not subtle enough. Bottom line: it’s funny that she has a crush on Seth Rogen. It’s even funnier that she prefers him husky.
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