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	<title>Why Bother Naming It? &#187; family</title>
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		<title>Emphasize</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/12/22/emphasize/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook message from niece: Which Korean place did you go to??&#8230;Being on vacation&#8230;without a license kind of limits you to McDonald&#8217;s and Taco Bell (no complaints with the Taco Bell though). Oh by the way, whenever you say &#8220;Taco Bell&#8221;, where do you put the emphasis? I put it on taco, but &#8220;R&#8221; puts it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday to My Niece!</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/12/04/happy-birthday-to-my-niece/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s five-years-old today! Sounds like it&#8217;s delicious spaghetti and ice cream cake tonight.]]></description>
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		<title>Nearing Post 200</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/11/29/nearing-post-200/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My niece who&#8217;s in high school visited today, and I remembered that she has this friend who adores Seth Rogen.  The friend&#8217;s problem is that she liked Seth Rogen better when he was packing a little more weight. She&#8217;s pretty certain she can get him to marry her in the future.  I suggested (or was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Crap</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/08/01/holy-crap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s already August. So far, a nice weekend with a birthday party (with Thriller MJ making an appearance; there was an 80s/90s theme), my nephew&#8217;s martial arts promotion, and my friends moving in to their new home. I&#8217;d write more, but I need sleep.]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, I Forgot to Take Them Out</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/07/29/oh-i-forgot-to-take-them-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes when I hang out with my four-year-old niece, some of her stuff ends up in my bag.  This time I have a fake Disney price tag for her toy cash register.  The other item?  A plastic throwing star.  Don&#8217;t worry.  It doesn&#8217;t have pointy edges that she can use on her 13-month-old brother, not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fifteen</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/07/19/fifteen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, my niece is fifteen years old. Happy Birthday to her! Now, I feel bad about not mentioning all the other birthdays that have already passed this year.  Happy Birthday again to everyone who had one between January 1st and July 19th.]]></description>
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		<title>Does Not Include</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/07/16/does-not-include/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ghosts]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sharks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vampires]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I asked my nephew if he wanted me to get any movies for him on Netflix, and he said he was pretty flexible as long as the movie does not include the following: Zombies Vampires Ghosts Sharks I think he made a list of all the things I would like to see in one movie.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>While Eating Breakfast</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/02/05/while-eating-breakfast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday morning my neice and I were sitting in the kitchen eating breakfast.  She looked out the window and saw a squirrel running on top of the fence up on the hill.  She called him a &#8220;coconut man.&#8221;  That really cracked me up, and I told her that they were called squirrels.  I prefer her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I admit it</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/01/15/i-admit-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:48:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laser tag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lightsabers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[For someone who&#8217;s tired of Star Wars, having the last two posts be about Star Wars doesn&#8217;t make a whole lot of sense. Last night, I spent some time with my older nephew since my brother had to go to a parent/teacher meeting.  We played chess, laser tag, and &#8220;lightsaber duel to the death.&#8221;  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t read this while eating</title>
		<link>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/01/15/dont-read-this-while-eating/</link>
		<comments>http://chrismendoza.net/write/2009/01/15/dont-read-this-while-eating/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[family]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doo doo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I took my niece to the bathroom today, and she said, &#8220;If my pee was cheese, and the poo was chicken, it would like like a hamburger.&#8221;  Then she giggled a lot.  Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ve taught her the difference between a hamburger and chicken sandwich. The other day she said that a Number 3 is [...]]]></description>
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