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	<title>Why Bother Naming It? &#187; crap</title>
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		<title>My friends don&#8217;t want me picking movies anymore.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 02:43:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re going to a friend&#8217;s house with a dvd that you&#8217;re hoping everyone will like, do not bring Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus.  You&#8217;re thinking what I WAS thinking, I can feel it. &#8220;How can you not make that an awesome, watch-it-again-because-it-made-me-laugh-so-hard-I-threw-up movie?&#8221; Well, they found all the ways possible.  Even for a B [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Not Kidding</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From FilmDrunk: Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to pick up the film rights to the classic Atari video game “Asteroids.” Here&#8217;s something that no one told the movie executives with too much money to spend:  That&#8217;s a new low, you stupid morons.  You no longer have the right to decide what movies get made. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About 65 Minutes In</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watching Transformers from 2007, and it&#8217;s as bad as I remember.  The script is horrible, and there isn&#8217;t one person worth caring about except Mikaela Banes because that&#8217;s Megan Fox&#8217;s character.  Thank the Cube for Megan Fox.  Oh, and Rachael Taylor. I&#8217;m looking at the script and screenplay credits, and I see that a couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I going to regret it?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 01:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I borrowed a copy of Transformers/Bayformers from my older brother, and I&#8217;m not sure if Megan Fox and the ILM effects will be enough to make it worthwhile.  With that said, Megan Fox will probably be good enough reason to sit through this shitty movie again.  I&#8217;ve only seen it once in the theater. Below [...]]]></description>
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