Tag Archives: poo

It Was Bound to Happen

Cow shit.  On me. I went for a bike ride today, and my tires just hit a small piece of fresh cow poo.  It got on my bike and a bit on my… cheek.  The one on my face.  It was gross.  I had to use lots of dirt, rocks, and grass to continue on.  [...]

Don’t read this while eating

I took my niece to the bathroom today, and she said, “If my pee was cheese, and the poo was chicken, it would like like a hamburger.”  Then she giggled a lot.  Don’t worry, we’ve taught her the difference between a hamburger and chicken sandwich. The other day she said that a Number 3 is [...]